Peter Sellers

"I writhe when I see myself on the screen. I'm such a dreadfully clumsy hulking image. I say to myself, 'Why doesn't he get off? Why doesn't he get off?' I mean, I look like such an idiot... I must stop thinking about it, otherwise I shan't be able to go on working." Peter Sellers

Lawrence Arabia (aka James Milne)

"Amount of time spent per week agonising over the placement of exclamation marks in emails? Three hours." Lawrence Arabia