Mark E. Smith

"I only have three chairs in the house: one for the wife, one for me, and one for a guest. No more. One guest at a time - that's my philosophy. You don't want your house turning into a hippy commune." Mark E. Smith

Stephen Merchant

“Come on, Rick. If Marx and Engels isn't gonna get a woman sweaty down below, then nothing is. Then my name is not Steve Merchant.” Stephen Merchant